Useless Tenchi

Off Topic => Bored Games => Topic started by: takahata on August 09, 2012, 06:34:47 PM

Title: 300
Post by: takahata on August 09, 2012, 06:34:47 PM
This is an old game.  The main rule of the game is to write something like this in the example

101 Trombones

Here is the first

One is the loneliest number.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: Auir on August 10, 2012, 04:46:39 PM
Two is all it takes to have a conversation.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: Washu Student on August 11, 2012, 03:45:56 AM
Three makes up a trilogy.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on August 11, 2012, 01:06:51 PM
One for the Money
Two for the Show
Three to get ready
Four to go.




The Four Musketeers.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: WarOmnimon on August 14, 2012, 11:35:35 PM
Five copies of Mr Bill screaming "OH NO!"
Title: Re: 300
Post by: Auir on August 15, 2012, 06:38:11 PM
Six raisins in my bread.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: WarOmnimon on August 15, 2012, 11:50:56 PM
Seven copies of Sluggo are being mean to those aforementioned copies of Mr Bill.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: Morgeil on August 16, 2012, 06:18:37 AM
Eight planets now that Pluto's been demoted.  :P
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on August 23, 2012, 07:47:03 PM
Some people continue to believed that there are still nine planets.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on August 28, 2012, 04:23:13 PM
10 - Ten Spartans meeting for the first time.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: WarOmnimon on August 28, 2012, 04:55:59 PM
11 people screaming "this isn't madness," but not screaming "this is Sparta" afterward.  (I guess the cake was a lie.)
Title: Re: 300
Post by: devilbecka on September 02, 2012, 03:05:46 PM
12 men dying from these board games lol
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on September 05, 2012, 04:34:37 PM
13 - Buying a Baker's dozen of doughnuts.

13-  The most unlucky number to a lot of people.

13-  the number who a lot of people are afraid of.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: susano on September 19, 2012, 05:55:17 PM
14 Spartams dancing the Chicken Dance.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on October 03, 2012, 06:05:39 PM
15 Spartans dancing and kicking in line like the Rockettes.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on October 14, 2012, 02:51:55 PM
16 female Spartans playing nude volleyball.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on October 20, 2012, 02:18:55 PM
17 female Spartans dancing in a Chorus Line.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on October 29, 2012, 03:33:30 PM
18-  In many countries,  18 is the legal age for children to become legally adults.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on November 08, 2012, 05:43:37 PM
19-  The nineth prime number. 1,2,3,5,7,11,13,17,19,23

19 naked female Spartans running in a nude 5K.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: Auir on November 08, 2012, 06:46:27 PM
20, 20 different questions asking why takahata? Why all the nude Spartans?
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on November 12, 2012, 05:33:48 PM
20, 20 different questions asking why takahata? Why all the nude Spartans?

Whenever there is not enough activity is this post, any reference to Spartans is meant to be a joke. I may have over done it with the nude Spartans. 

21 is the minimum egal age in the Unted States to drink any alcoholic beverage.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: WarOmnimon on November 12, 2012, 06:59:06 PM
22 gears rotating endlessly.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: Auir on November 21, 2012, 01:40:33 AM
23 little lambs getting drunk on water.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on November 26, 2012, 04:25:56 PM
24 turkeys glad that Thanksiving is over with.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on December 08, 2012, 01:12:30 PM
December 25 is Chistmas day

25 Spartans going Christmat shopping

 :milk:
 :damn: :pcgamer:

 :neg: :cat:
Title: Re: 300
Post by: WarOmnimon on December 28, 2012, 03:31:53 PM
26 individuals (Not just Spartans!) are now awaiting 2013.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on January 02, 2013, 04:50:15 PM
27-  27 people glad that the world didn't come to an end on Friday december 21, 2012.

27-  27 people are still recovering from two day hangovers.


 :Hap:   :milk: :jap:
Title: Re: 300
Post by: WarOmnimon on January 02, 2013, 09:42:52 PM
28 people are now waiting for... whatever comes next.  :emot-smugdog:
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on January 09, 2013, 04:22:48 PM
29 is the tenth prime number.

29 Spartans wondering what had happen on December 21, 2012.



 :end: :end: :vrage:
Title: Re: 300
Post by: WarOmnimon on January 21, 2013, 02:47:43 AM
30 people saying that nothing of note happened on 12/21/2012.  As a matter of fact...  :smug:
Title: Re: 300
Post by: devilbecka on January 22, 2013, 03:16:42 PM
 :bravo: 31 people walking out the door :woot:
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on January 29, 2013, 05:00:31 PM
32 fans are vey eager for the Next Genertrion series coming out.

32 Spartans are relieved that someone else is responding to his game.


 :bravo:
Title: Re: 300
Post by: WarOmnimon on February 07, 2013, 11:48:29 PM
And then there was the 33rd Spartan who just walked in and asked for a case of beer for some reason.  :getin:
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on February 19, 2013, 04:35:41 PM
The 34th Spartan in the bar orders a round of drinks for the 33 others.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on March 04, 2013, 04:39:44 PM
When a Spartan turns 35, he is already considered to be an old man.

Does Baskin Robbins has  35 flavors?

 :milk: :parrot:
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on April 02, 2013, 05:56:02 PM
36 Spartan tap danciing on America Gots Talent

 :why: :shygirl: :ragdoll:
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on April 07, 2013, 01:20:34 PM
37- Basken Robbins 37 Flavors
Title: Re: 300
Post by: WarOmnimon on April 21, 2013, 11:42:31 PM
And if someone comes up with a 38th flavor that Baskin Robbins can distribute, we're all doomed.  :emot-iiam:
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on May 09, 2013, 04:18:16 PM
39 - Ben -n- Jerry has more than 39 flavors

39 Spartans playing in  the game Survivor.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on June 18, 2013, 04:44:48 PM
40-  Accordin to Carl Jung, 40 is the end of the f irst stage of life.

It is hard to be a forty-year-old  vigin these days.

40 Spartans  riding Harleys in a  Motorcycle Rally.


 :milk: :damn: :sotw: :duck: :soqoot:
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on July 01, 2013, 03:48:37 PM
One more Spartan joins the other 40 riders.  Therefore is 41 riders.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on July 31, 2013, 03:36:34 PM
42-  42 people wonder why this is reply 41

42-  1942. The year which the movie Casablaca came out

Title: Re: 300
Post by: Auir on July 31, 2013, 09:08:56 PM
43 goats ran into a herd of Spartans
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on August 14, 2013, 03:52:23 PM
44 Spartans forming a chorus.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: Auir on August 14, 2013, 04:43:29 PM
45 mice danced to the chorus
Title: Re: 300
Post by: WarOmnimon on August 14, 2013, 05:37:48 PM
46 Spartans commented, "what is that I don't even..."
Title: Re: 300
Post by: Auir on August 14, 2013, 05:38:50 PM
47 Peters patted their shoulders and said, "That'll do pig. That'll do..."
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on September 18, 2013, 03:30:06 PM
48 beers on the wall.  48 beers. One falls down. Now here is 47 beers on the wall.

48 Spartan on he wall.  48 Spartans. One falls down. Now there is 47 Spatans on the wall.


 :pcgamer: :pcgamer: :pcgamer: :pcgamer: :pcgamer: :pcgamer: :pcgamer: :pcgamer: :pcgamer: :pcgamer: 
 :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck: :duck:   
 :chord: :chord: :chord: :chord: :chord: :chord: :chord: :chord: :chord: :chord:
 :milk: :milk: :milk: :milk: :milk: :milk: :milk: :milk: :milk: :milk:
 :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat: :cat:
Title: Re: 300
Post by: Auir on September 20, 2013, 12:14:45 AM
49 Persians disliked the 300 movie.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on September 23, 2013, 06:33:36 PM
50.  U.S. i50 n Nevada is known as The Loneliest Road in the  World.



Title: Re: 300
Post by: Auir on September 23, 2013, 06:43:51 PM
51 hot dog vendors populated that road.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: WarOmnimon on September 23, 2013, 10:58:11 PM
And then 52 drink vendors followed suit.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: Auir on September 23, 2013, 11:15:33 PM
53 Russians followed the drink vendors.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on October 15, 2013, 03:49:35 PM
54.  All I know that it was a very good year.





 :gust: :tits:
Title: Re: 300
Post by: Auir on October 15, 2013, 04:29:54 PM
55 yeses to that statement.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on November 06, 2013, 03:00:05 PM
56- Nothing better than finding a rare 56 Chevy.

 :crash: :omgwtf:
Title: Re: 300
Post by: Auir on November 06, 2013, 06:16:25 PM
57 hot dogs flew through the sky.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: WarOmnimon on November 07, 2013, 08:43:18 PM
And then 58 birds chomped on those hot dogs.

(In case anyone asks, one was shared between two birds.)
Title: Re: 300
Post by: Auir on November 08, 2013, 03:36:00 PM
59 eagles fought over those birds.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on December 01, 2013, 01:13:58 PM
60-  60 ryo-ohki cabbits raiding the storehouse.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: Auir on December 13, 2013, 11:50:45 AM
61 rabbit soups.
Title: Re: 300
Post by: takahata on February 14, 2018, 10:56:08 PM
62 Ford Car