Imagine what a character in any of the Tenchi series wll say if they are given the chance.
Here are a few examples.
Sasami- "If I continue to fix the meals around here, I will call Child Welfare."
Sasami- "Noike, thanks for your help when it comes to fixing most of the meals. Now, I can focus on going to school."
Kenshi to Seina- "Seina, are you really serious of changing places with me?"
Kain- "I am really anxious to appear in OVA 4."
Mihoshi to Washu- "What happens when I press this button label Doomsday?"
:milk: :milk: :smith: :payup: :payup:
Washu to Tokimi- "Stop trying to be the pesky kid sister."
Nakita to the Marshall- "Next time when you let my son to borrow the Chobimaru for a date, make sure that all of the weapon systems are offline."
Mitoto to President Obama- "All I have to do please Sentor McConnell is to keep his ofice floor as shiny as he likes it."
Sasami- "If any of you is tired of garlic in your food, blame Ryo-Ohki."
Ryo-Ohki- "It could be worst. I could have been addicted to Garlic."
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Tsunami to Washu- "I wished that our sister Lady Tokimi had not establish a base on Earth."
Washu to Tsunami- "Why, sister?"
Tsunami to Washu- "Well, she place a whoope cushion on the chair in the kitchen."
Funaho to Misaki- "I wonder where we should go on Earth during our trip?"
Misaki- "I will like to go to a cinema."
Funaho- "Why?"
Misaki- "For the popcorn on Earth tastes better than the replicated stuff on Jurai."
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Kiyone- "I have wish that I have gone to the Galaxy Academy."
Nobuyuki- "Tenchi, you have another sister who is older than Tennyo."
Seto to Washu- "Washu-chan, I think that I am related to your best friend."
Shank- "Geez, the Space Pirate Guild had offer me better benefits and a planet of my own to control."
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Misaki - "Funaho, during our next visit to Earth, let's trick Azusa into visiting a mixed onsen."
Funaho- "Azusa, do you remember the night when we drank some of Washu-chan's special sake?"
Funaho- "Yosho, I have some good news."
Katsuhito- "What's the good news?"
Funaho - "You are going to have two kid sisters."
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Washu- "Of course, I canfind out which of us will married Tenchi first."
Ayeka- "It is 2013. Masaki Kajishima has not determined who will become Tenchi's first wife."
Katsuhito- "What you meant by wanting to have another child?"
Tenchi- "Father, all I know about 2013 is that I am going to have more than two children.."
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Sasami- "Ryo-Ohki, Cabbit stew is made from rabbit and carrots. Ca for carrots. Bbit for Rabbit."
Sayuka- "If there is gong to be an OVA 4, then I want to be the perfect rival."
Kiyone Makibi- "It figures that Nokie is the one who is engaged to Tenchi."
Misaki- "Ayeka, Sasami, you are going to have two little sisters.'
Nobuyuki to Katsuhito- "Father, I think that Airi's reproductive clock will play an important role in OVA 4."
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Ryoko to Misaki- "The person who should be paying all of the damage which I had done 700 years ago is Kagato."
Nobuyuki's Aunt- "Next time when you visit, please don't fool around with any of your *$#% powers, Ryoko."
Ryo-Ohki- "I amm glad that I didn'tt got addictedd to Wasabi radishess."
Tenchi - "Dad, I have always wondering what happened to your father.
Nobuyuki- "Tenchi, I hate to tell you. My father is your Great Aunt and the owner of the onsen which we like to go, on occasion."
Lady Seto to Tenchi- "Tenchi, I have recommend to the Kuramitsu Family that you become the fiance of Mihoshi's kid sister Sayuka."
Shank- "Seina-san, I should have listen to my father's advice of becoming an Airian Priest."
Seina- "Kenshi, I do wonder why you want to trade places with me."
Sasami- "It could have been worst if my mother didn't taught me how to cook."
Kiyone- I was very eager to appear on OVA 3, but not as Tenchi's mother.
Mihoshi- "Tenchi, we don't have to worry about getting a tuxedo or wedding dress for our wedding."
Tenchi- "Mihoshi, what are we going to wear on our wedding day?"
Mihoshi- "Well Tenchi. We are going to wear our birthday suits as well as the members of the wedding party and the the guests."
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Airi- "I have a few good reasons for staying on Earth for around fifty years, Katsuhito."
Katsuhito- "What do you mena by fifty years?"
Airi- "All I can is to bleme my reproductive clock."
Mihoshi- "Tenchi after our engagement is announced to my family, it is customory for my family and us to bath totally naked."
Airi- "Katsuhito, I had just wish that your second wife has not plan to have another children at the same time when I want to have more children."
Note- Katsuhito's possible second wife is the other wife who is alive.
Seto- "Katsuhito, its was Nobuyuki and Kiyone who promise with friends from their Academy days to arranged a marriage between two of their children."
Ayeka- "Ryoko, only a couple has been engaged to married who are expected to bath totally naked together."
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Katsuhito: Tenchi, do you remember Momo?
Tenchi: Yes, I sent her back to her original timeline.
Katsuhito: Momo was your great-great-great+ grandmother.
Kiyone: I glad that I didn't appear in A.I.: TENCHI MUYO.
Lady Seto- What, I didn't appear in AI: TENCHI MUYO.
Funaho- Azusa, I got some good news and some bad news.
Azusa- OK, Funaho. First give me the bad news.
Funaho- Are You sure?
Azusa- Yes.
Funaho- Ok. The Bad news is that Misaki and I are pregnant with twins.
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Ayeka- Tenchi, the year is 2016. You have not made your choice.
Tenchi- Ayeka, the year is still 1995.
Ayeka- But it feels like it is 2016.
Tenchi to Tokimi- Lady Tokimi, can you tell me whom I will be married to in 2016?
Tokimi- I can't tell you about 2016. Yet, I can point out that you are going to have a very large family by 2016.
Sasami to her friend Misao- At least, it is very hard for me to be going to school.
Tenchi to his oldest son Kazuki- Son, you don't have to worried about being the main protagonist in your own series.
Kazuki- Father, the protagonist should be me.
Tenchi- Son, all you need to do is to notice when your Aunt Ryoko has a fight with your mother.
Kazuki- At least, I understand the ideal of the female protagonist to be the main protagonist.