Alrighty, a bit of info about the CDs before Shido Hen CD6.
I had planned to drop 6 here, then re-edit it for stupid formatting errors and dump the PDF on Eff. Just my luck that when the book arrived it contained another CD. I'll put the PDF together once I get that one finished also.
Enjoy!
BoB
Shido Hen 6
Dird “Ah, ah, ahem. Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-Ohki Tenchi Muyo! GXP Paradise”
Palty “Wait a minute Dird!”
Dird “Palty…”
Palty “Why are you making the title call? I'll do it. Ahem. Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-Ohki Tenchi Muyo! GXP Paradise Starts…”
Dird “Wah-wah-wah!”
Palty “Hey Dird, can you please get out of my way?”
Dird “It was Palty who interrupted me first, wasn't it?”
Palty “It's because you do things your own way, isn't it?”
Alea “While we're at it...Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-Ohki ...”
Dird “Alea!”
Palty “You can't just run with it.”
Alea “Aren't you quick to stop only when it's my time?”
Dird “I’ll say it.”
Palty “No, I’ll say it.”
Alea “I’m fine doing it.”
Apuesta “Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-Ohki Tenchi Muyo! Volume 6 bonus Drama CD is here.”
Dird, Alea, Palty “Waaa!”
Dird “Who the hell called me to this place?”
Alea “Oh, Dird.”
Dird “Alea, you were at the beach too?”
Alea “Yes, I called someone. Oh, you're not playing a prank on me by any chance, are you?”
Dird “No way. I thought Alea was harassing me.”
Alea “I beg your pardon?”
Palty “It's too loud, you two. Can't you two talk a little more quietly?”
Dird “Oh, Palty. What's with the Apuesta sigh? What are you complaining about?”
Apuesta “You're like a child.”
Dird “What the hell, Apuesta?”
Alea “No, before you get mad at me there, why don't you tell me that I'm making a machine talk?”
Dird “Yes, you're right. Can you speak for yourself, Apuesta, or is your mouth just for decoration?”
Apuesta “Shut up.”
Dird “Your voice is too quiet. And Palty and Apuesta, did you come here too?”
Palty “Can you not say that as if it's our fault? We didn't expect you guys to be here.”
Apuesta “Unpleasant.”
Dird “Hey, then who called us out?”
Alea “Huh? Hey, Dird, what is that at your feet?”
Dird “You’re right. What is it?”
Apuesta “An empty bottle.”
Dird “I can see that. Don't casually throw garbage in the ocean or on the beach, I say.”
Palty “Is there something in that empty bottle?”
Dird “Hmm? Oh, there's some kind of paper rolled up in there.”
Alea “Could it be a letter? Maybe it's a love letter to the person you love, expressing your unexpressed feelings!”
Palty “No, it must be a rapid southbound signal. Maybe someone released the letter into the ocean in search of help.”
Apuesta “A prank?”
Dird “That's ridiculous. These things are usually marketed as treasure maps. It's the blood of a pirate, you know. Um, what? It says thank you for purchasing Tenchi Muyo Ryo-Ohki Tenchi Muyo GXP Paradise Instruction Edition Volume 6. What's this?”
Palty “Oh, is that all? Is there anything else written?”
Dird “Well, it does, but I don't understand it at all.”
Palty “Let me borrow it. If someone somewhere is reading this letter, it must mean that I am not narrating this time. You’re right, it doesn’t make sense.”
Apuesta “A last request?”
Palty “Could be something like, “What is it?” I'll read the rest. Please, please. Please tell people about the charm of Banjo Island on my behalf. Anything that happened on this island, anything that impressed you, your impressions of living here, etc. is fine. Please do so. I, Ohtou, who was not able to narrate this time, ah...the rest of you are blotting out the words and cannot read them.”
Alea “What do you mean, Dird?”
Dird “How would I know?”
Alea “That's true.”
Dird “You just made fun of me, didn’t you?”
Palty “Stop it, it's so disgusting. Apparently, they would like me to talk about Banjo Island on behalf of the author of this letter.”
Dird, Alea, Apuesta “Mumble, mumble.”
Dird “No.”
Alea “You know.”
Palty “What is it?”
Apuesta “Nothing.”
Dird “I don't have any feedback, do I? Well, if I had to say, I'd say it was a pamphlet scam.”
Alea “Oh, that's right, it was not a tropical resort island at all.”
Palty “There was a notice saying that the photo was an artist's rendering, but it was too small. I feel it is artificial.”
Apuesta “Paradise.”
Palty “Well, it’s an unexplored planet to begin with, so it’s not surprising that there is nothing more.”
Alea “No, no, if there was nothing more, it would be just a jungle.”
Dird “I'd have been flying around in the woods in a loincloth.”
Apuesta “Pervert.”
Dird “What? It's more perverse to say perverse.”
Palty “I heard that's what this island was like at first. It seems they built enough ground and facilities for people to live out of a mostly untouched jungle.”
Alea “Who told you that?”
Palty “A woman from Earth who was with the caretaker.”
Dird “Ah, Tsukiko-anego?”
Alea “Dird, you know, the one who started the fight and then promptly submitted when she lost.”
Dird “I'm the type of person who should not make enemies.”
Apuesta “Too scary.”
Alea “I can't believe I'm listening to a mad dog.”
Dird “Shut up! Could you stand up to her, Alea?”
Alea “I can't!”
Palty “You are a strong man, Tsukiko-san. Not only in strength, but also in appearance.”
Dird “That must have been a monster. When they proposed a battle in a subspace field where we had the advantage, I thought, ‘Oh, they're making up excuses for losing’.”“
Alea “It was overwhelming, wasn't it?”
Palty “They put us in a position where we couldn't make excuses when we lost.”
Dird “By the way, that administrator, Minamida, is that guy, isn't he?”
Alea “He seems to think he is hiding it.”
Apuesta “He knows everything.”
Dird “I guess so. I have a long-standing grudge against him.”
Alea “I'm afraid of Tsukiko-san if I make a move on him.”
Palty “Even if we leave him alone, he seems to be suffering from some disasters.”
Dird “I think it's a pity, though. It's irritating to see him like that.”
Apuesta “Dird is always angry.”
Alea “You're right.”
Dird “I'm not mad all the time!”
Palty “You are angry as soon as I say it.”
Dird “Shut up. I don't care about that guy right now.”
Apuesta “I said it myself.”
Dird “Anyway, as for my opinion on the island, I have none. That's all.”
Alea “At first, they only provided us with an emergency tent.”
Palty “That's no way to treat a maiden.”
Dird “Is it still better that there are no toxic gases, super-high, or super-low temperatures?”
Palty “It can't be better, can it? Don't be such a wild child.”
Dird “You're a loser, you're a big loser. I guess nuts and fish are not for you, classy Palty-chan.”
Palty “I understand. It seems that you and I do not talk fist to fist.”
Dird “Good. That's what I want.”
Alea “Yes, stop! Out-of-court brawling is not allowed.”
Dird “Damn. Ah, I'm getting hungry. You want to go get some fish?”
Alea, Apuesta, Palty “Huh?”
Dird “After all, fish is best when it's freshly caught, right? I guess it will take a little longer to grill.”
Palty “Catching fish with your bare hands...”
Alea “It was like watching a wild animal.”
Apuesta “Dird, you're good at catching fish.”
Dird “Well, I guess so.”
Alea “Yes, you caught fish over a meter long in the sea with your bare hands,”
Apuesta “I saw her catch 50 big prawns once. That was amazing.”
Palty “That's overfishing. Isn't that going to affect the ecosystem?”
Dird “Fifty or so would be fine. No?”
Alea “Haha, Dird got used to the island pretty fast.”
Apuesta “Sounds like fun.”
Dird “That's not true.”
Alea “I'll be able to barter at the market because I'll be picking up all kinds of seafood.”
Dird “Even Alea is a good hunter. Alea also gets a lot of meat from hunting.”
Alea “Well, yes.”
Palty “Dird is good friends with Luretta-san and her child Melisa-chan, right?”
Dird “Huh? We don't get along with each other. I see them at the market every so often, so I just play with them.”
Apuesta “Tsundere.”
Dird “Who's a tsundere?”
Alea “That's right, Dird is not a tsundere, she's a dere dere. And she's good with Melissa.”
Dird “Stop it! It's not that I'm not good at it!”
Alea “Dird was good at making funny faces, wasn't she?”
Dird “That's just a goofy face, not a funny face.”
Palty “Apuesta, have you gotten used to helping Tomi?”
Apuesta “Yes, she's good at math. I'm good at math.”
Dird “I'm not very good at that kind of system, so it's great.”
Palty “It's just me. I'm the only one who hasn't gotten used to it.”
Alea “That's not true. Your knowledge of wildflowers and plants is amazing.”
Dird “Yes, that's right. I hear you know how to roast them, grind them up and apply them, and so on.”
Palty “That's just trivia.”
Apuesta “I don't have any trivia.”
Alea “We've all gotten used to the island, haven't we?”
Palty “Yeah, but I don't think it's really the right thing to do. But there are times when I wonder if this is really the right thing to do. I feel like I'm forgetting that I'm a representative of the guild.”
Dird “You're so serious. Of course, it's good to have fun when you're having fun.”
Alea “Well, I understand your concern. But, if I may say so, this is also a concern of menace for the higher-ups.”
Apuesta “I'm tired of being pushed around.”
Dird “Right.”
Palty “True. Besides, I'm more concerned about what happens after this competition is over.”
Alea “Hey, this means we'll become one country after all, right? “
Palty “It would be sad if we were to struggle with each other while still holding grudges when that happens.”
Alea “If I hadn't had this opportunity, I would have remained prejudiced against everyone.”
Dird “Hey, I would still fight you guys with all my might if we were enemies.”
Palty “I agree with you on that.”
Apuesta “Yup.”
Alea “What the heck. You guys too? Me too.”
Dird “Really? You just now said you've made peace with your prejudice.”
Alea “It's just that we're no longer prejudiced. Whether we can fight or not is another thing, and it's good to know that you guys are planning to fight, too.”
Dird “Why is that?”
Palty “I'm afraid that we'll be grouped into one country with such a distance that we won't be able to talk about it. All the time. I would have had to spend my time being aware of doubts and sleeping around.”
Apuesta “I can't trust them if I don't know them.”
Dird “It's not like that.”
Alea “Maybe it's hard for Dird, whose brain is muscle.”
Dird “I know I've been sold a fight.”
Palty “Don't get into a real fight. Keep the fighting to a playful level.”
Dird “Are we cats?”
Apuesta “Dogs?”
Dird “No, we are not!”
Palty “There are still prejudices against each other in each guild. But I want everyone to know that this is not an idea that applies to all of us who belong to the guild as it is. I am sure that is the reason why we are all here.”
Alea “That's a good point, Palty.”
Dird “Hey. Can you pretend I said that line?”
Palty “I don't want to.”
Dird “Please, I'll give you the big shrimp I just took.”
Palty “No, thank you.”
Dird “Okay, that's a good burn. That's enough. Mmm. Yum! You want some?”
Apuesta “Yeah.”
Alea “Let’s eat!”
Palty “Bon appétit.”
Alea “Delicious.”
Palty “This is pretty good.”
Dird “I guess it is. Leave it to me if you're a survivalist. They don't teach this kind of stuff in school.”
Alea “Miron Sensei seems to be good at it.”
Palty “I mean, Miron Sensei is kind of out of the norm, though.”
Alea “Miron Sensei is a strange one, isn't she?”
Dird “It's good, Miron. She’s interesting.”
Alea “When I heard they were going to be the Earth-side observers, I was a little leery of what kind of people they were going to be. It's definitely better than a greasy old man with a barrel belly and a beard.”
Dird “That's it. Jovia also said that if they try to sexually harass her, he'll be tied up tight like a boneless ham and sent back.”
Palty “Most of all, though, Miron Sensei is intense in another way.”
Alea “Ahhhh, the one who proposed to Minamida as soon as she arrived on the island.”
Palty “I can see the similarity between her and me in that she is a devoted type of person.”
Dird “The fact that she calls herself a “self-proclaimed” type is also very similar.”
Palty “What is it?”
Apuesta “Fundamentally, she is a Jovia type.”
Alea, Dird, Palty “No doubt about it!”
Alea “I heard that Miron lady tried to get him to sign the marriage certificate in a hush-hush manner when she was getting him to sign other documents.”
Dird “How scary!”
Palty “In the first place, Minamida-san is a married man.”
Apuesta “She was trying to get him to sign the divorce papers.”
Alea “Even if he divorced her, he might not want to be with Miron Sensei.”
Dird “I'm sure she's not serious, she's just joking. Maybe.”
Palty “I hope so.”
Alea “Hey, but wasn't there a rumor that the manager has more than one wife?”
Dird “Even if so, he doesn't want to marry Miron.”
Palty “Miron Sensei was pushing with all her might.”
Alea “Close Quarters Combat with military Special Forces training. Apparently, there was serious falsification of details.”
Palty “Following him the whole time, why? What's wrong? I'll fix it. I'm going to make you happy, I'm telling you. Why? Why? Why? I heard he kept saying “Why?”
Alea “That's a horror story.”
Apuesta “Psychopath Miron.”
Alea “What's that, it sounds like a stage name.”
Dird “I thought at first, “Suck it up, Minamida,” but now I feel sorry for you.”
Apuesta “But Miron Sensei is an Earth Representative Observer sent by the United Nations General Headquarters.”
Alea “She's actually a crazy elite guy.”
Palty “Actually, no.”
Dird “She's a pretty competent idiot.”
Palty “You should refrain from using straightforward expressions.”
Alea “Do you know?” It seems Miron Sensei is the one who requested the establishment of a high school on Banjo Island.”
Dird “Wow, and she’s even a teacher?”
Apuesta “You just wanted to be called “Sensei”?”
Palty “It's possible, but it's not that. It's more like they have a philosophy that they can't stop thinking about children's education in relation to the building of the country.”
Alea “It was a surprisingly deep reason.”
Dird “Isn’t she just a pale woman?”
Dird “Okay, this is how you clean up after a fire.”
Palty “It's important to return to the status quo.”
Apuesta “Good girl.”
Alea “She has to be a good role model for Melissa-chan, right?”
Dird “It's not like that! Hey, now that you mention it, do we really need to study at school?”
Palty “Perhaps it is important for us to have a space where we can learn together. You may look like that, but you are surprisingly good at putting things in place.”
Alea “Miron Sensei is surprisingly good at putting things in place.”
Apuesuta “Very capable.”
Dird “I see. But you know what? I just wish they would have done something about that shabby school building.”
Alea “It was wooden and painted white, and at first I thought it was reasonably beautiful.”
Palty “I think it was well prepared for this environment.”
Apuesuta “It's the teachers that I'm concerned about.”
Alea “Well, I think Miron Sensei is a good teacher.”
Palty “It's not good that I have too many problems in my daily life.”
Apuesuta “Miron Sensei, I come to work from the sea.”
Alea “Every morning someone throws her into the sea, Miron Sensei.”
Dird “It's usually Minamida who throws her overboard, though.”
Alea “The other day it was Fuku-chan and the others, the four of us working in tandem to take an over-damaging blow.”
Dird “I heard that in Sentai heroes, there is a monster that gets knocked down by a coordinated move. Miron is just such a monster.”
Apuesuta “Miron the monster.”
Palty “That's no way for a teacher to look.”
Apuesuta “I don't want to be like that.”
Dird “Oh, if you think so, it means you are falling for Miron's idea. She said you should not be like this after seeing me.”
Palty “She was saying that I should look at her and feel that I shouldn't be like this.”
Alea “Who said she was a good teacher?”
Dird “What's with Miron? She’s a teacher.”
Alea “You're stirring the pot, aren't you?”
Palty “I think you're infinitely incompetent as far as teaching goes.”
Alea “In fact, you know, Miron Sensei, who can take that many attacks, fall from a height into the sea, and then teach a class is pretty tough for an earthling.”
Dird “That must be the power of love for Minamida.”
Alea “Yeah, how would a brain-muscle like Dird know what love or romance is?”
Palty “Maybe she likes shoujo manga or something, surprisingly.”
Alea “Really? Didn't Jovia-san say she have a huge collection of them? Why don't you borrow some?”
Dird “Shut up! Don't make up stories on your own!”
Alea “Ah..! Don't kick sand. You got me!”
Dird “You're slow!”
Alea “What?”
Dird “Don't chase me!”
Alea “Wait!”
Dird “Phew, well, how are you guys doing with the pirate guild ranking battle that finally started?”
Alea “Plenty of time to spare. It's still harder to shoot at flying birds.”
Apuesuta “They trap you in an interesting way.”
Palty “I don't understand why they don't make use of the terrain data that was published beforehand.”
Dird “Well, I thought you guys would have won.”
Alea “What about those Dird?”
Dird “Some of them even get scared when I just stand in front of them. I'm sick and tired of it.”
Alea “I think we're going to stay until the end, don't you?”
Palty “Unless there are some irregularities, that's likely to happen.”
Dird “Irregularities, huh? Well, I thought the people of Earth would mess with us more, but that's not the case, is it?”
Palty “Surely there should be more interference. And I don't think it's not like they're not paying attention.”
Apuesuta “Not trying hard enough, I guess.”
Dird “I'm just saying that the people on the Earth side should be more desperate to approach this island.”
Alea “Maybe so. Because he seems to be a very good manager.”
Dird “It's true that we were tossed around by him.”
Palty “Not so much tossed around as defeated.”
Dird “Don't bother to restate!”
Alea “Speaking of which, there was a story about an earthling boy moving to this island, though it's not so irregular.”
Dird “Oh, I remember when Tsukiko-aneko asked us to be his guides.”
Palty “I wonder if Miron Sensei gave him permission.”
Alea “I heard they were very excited about it.”
Dird “Tsukiko-anego was very reluctant.”
Apuesuta “Otherwise, they wouldn't have left it to us.”
Palty “I guess so. I'm sure they have their own opinions as fellow earthlings. Maybe it was the result of careful consideration.”
Alea “Have you seen him yet?”
Dird “Yeah, he looked pale.”
Palty “I think it was because of seasickness.”
Alea “But still, he was slender, wasn't he?”
Dird “He doesn't train well, does he? It looks like he’s never even been in a fight. If you entered a ranking battle like that, you'd be beaten in an instant.”
Palty “In a fight, you equip a guardian, so muscles have nothing to do with it.”
Dird “It's about feelings. If you don't want to win, you can't win.”
Apuesuta “I hope it won't be a quick exit.”
Alea “I hope it doesn't come to that.”
Dird “I'll at least give you a lecture on how to be prepared for a fight. What was that guy's name again?”
Alea “Kukoma”
Apuesuta “Shou.”
Palty “Oh, yes, Kukoma Shou-san.”
Dird “All right, wait for me, Kukoma Shou!”
Palty “The sky is getting darker.”
Alea “We talked a lot, didn't we?”
Dird “Well, at first I thought there was nothing to talk about, but I was surprised.”
Apuesuta “But we haven't lived here that long.”
Alea “I guess we are just getting started, right?”
Palty “Let's talk together like this again.”
Alea “Yeah, next time I'll include a boy in that chapter.”
Dird “Oh, I'm telling you, I'm not going to cut corners in battle.”
Alea “That's a given.”
Palty “That's what I want.”
Apuesuta “I won't lose.”
Dird “Haha, see you later, okay?”
Alea “See you, bye-bye.”
Palty “I'm looking forward to working with you again.”
Narrato r “Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-Ohki. Tenchi Muyo! GXP Paradise Start-up Volume 6 Special Drama CD Appearance.”
Dird “Dird-Shank, Kei Shindou.”
Alea “Alea Balta, Misato Fukuen.”
Palty “Palty-Jurai, Sara Emi Bridcutt.”
Apuesta “Apuesta Da Ruma, narration, Sawako Hata.”
