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#91
Public Library / Re: Tenchi Muyo! RPG and Resou...
Last post by Nonsuch Ned - December 04, 2023, 12:17:24 PM
It can be found on Internet Archive. Those F**** at TF also recently provided a link somewhere and declared that they were "bringing it to you" --- a link... from Internet Archive...
#92
Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-ohki / Re: GXP audio Drama Translatio...
Last post by WaitoKon - December 03, 2023, 09:50:52 AM
"It's a lot of pressure because I can't make something bad."

We know, Kaj.
#93
Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-ohki / Re: AI Reinterpretations
Last post by WaitoKon - December 03, 2023, 09:47:32 AM
It's fun to see the so-called reinterpretations. However, you might want to fix your link to artstation.
#94
Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-ohki / Re: AI Reinterpretations
Last post by Dreamr - December 03, 2023, 02:09:43 AM
Found a site with some really good ones.
https://pixai.art/search?q=tenchi+muyo&sort=trending

Found this one, too.

Sith Aeka is strangely compelling. Eye/hair color wrong. But cute as all get-out.
#95
Public Library / Re: Tenchi Muyo! RPG and Resou...
Last post by Dreamr - December 03, 2023, 01:32:59 AM
I've seen that all over the place in my local comic stores. I think even Barnes and Noble has a copy of it. Or at least they did.
#96
Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-ohki / Re: GXP audio Drama Translatio...
Last post by Dreamr - December 03, 2023, 01:31:34 AM
I love it when we get conversations with the main group. But if I were Tenchi, I would not be encouraging Ryoko to go work at a store. As soon as some ignorant guy pinches her rear, she'll blow a hole in the wall or something.
#97
Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-ohki / Re: New GXP Anime Coming!
Last post by Dreamr - December 03, 2023, 01:08:29 AM
There is no 'v' sound in written Japanese. When they need a 'v' sound, they write it using ba, bi, bo, bu, or be. So even if its written ジョヴィア ジョヴィス, (Jobia Jobis) it may actually be spoken Jovia Jovis. I would give it a listen to make sure. But you wouldn't be wrong either way, unless its a loan word that does have a 'v' sound. Like Viagra.
#98
Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-ohki / Re: GXP audio Drama Translatio...
Last post by BobSchlotkin - November 29, 2023, 04:17:27 AM
This is the bonus CD that came with the novel.

I'll upload the PDF of all 7 CDs to Eff soon.

Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-Ohki, Tenchi Muyo! GXP Paradise Begins Bonus CD
Washu   Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-Ohki. Tenchi Muyo! GXP Paradise Start-up Edition, all volume purchase privilege CD.
Ryoko   "Phew. Oh, I'm bored."
Tenchi   "I'm home."
Washu   "Welcome back, Tenchi-dono."
Washu   "How were the carrots today?"
Tenchi   "They are perfect. I'm not ashamed to show them anywhere."
Washu   "I'm glad to hear that, because your carrots have become a brand name at the Yamada Shopping Center and are very popular."
Tenchi   "It's a lot of pressure because I can't make something bad."
Washu   "Don't be modest. The quality is only going up, isn't it?"
Tenchi   "I hope so."
Washu   "Yeah, that's about it."
Tenchi   "Anyway, I'll make you some tea."
Washu   "Great. I'll just look over the information from Banjō Island and then I'll be on my way."
Tenchi   "I understand. Hey Ryoko, I'll make some tea."
Ryoko   "Hmmm."
Tenchi   "I can't understand you. I'll make some tea, so come down when you're ready."
Ryoko   "Ahh... Okay."
Tenchi   "Oh, Ryoko, you came down? Don't you get tired of reading manga on your beam all day long?"
Ryoko   "I was bored."
Tenchi   "Haha, you were bored? If you're bored, why don't you go to Yamada Shopping Center? People will be happy.
Ryoko   "I'm sure they would. If I went there, people would be happy to have me promote it."
Tenchi   "Yeah, maybe. In fact, there was a time when Aeka and Mihoshi were extremely effective at promoting it."
Ryoko   "I don't want to be made a spectacle of."
Tenchi   "Then you could try cooking like Sasami and Noike."
Ryoko   "I'd prefer to specialize in eating, though I'd be willing to cook for Tenchi if you'd eat my cooking."
Tenchi   "I'm a little scared. I'm interested in it, though. Oops. Looks like the water is boiling. Hmmm, well, maybe you and Washu can do some something together."
Ryoko   "I don't want to be a Mad Scientist's assistant."
Washu   "You're so kind to say that, Ryoko."
Ryoko   "There she is."
Washu   "How rude of me to have left. I wouldn't want an assistant with low aspirations like you."
Ryoko   "What?"
Tenchi   "Now that you've both have your tea, you need to calm down."
Washu   "Sorry, Tenchi. Thank you."
Ryoko   "Well, I'll let Tenchi off the hook."
Tenchi   "Ha-ha-ha! So Washu, how is Banjō Island doing right now?"
Washu   "We are in the middle of a pirate guild ranking battle. The representatives of the participating guilds are finally here."
Ryoko   "I love battles. I want to unleash my full power and do battle too."
Washu   "As a representative of the Earth, how about joining in?"
Ryoko   Really? You sure?"
Washu   "Of course it's not okay. I'm just kidding."
Ryoko   "What's the point?"
Tenchi   "If you can't use a Guardian, you can't enter the game. You can't enter the battle."
Ryoko   "You can handle that kind of thing with your willpower. If the need arises, the Guardian can just stand there and I can hit him from the pilot's seat."
Washu   "Isn't that a straight line to losing due to foul play? Even though we are fighting, there are rules."
Ryoko   "Well, how are those things won or lost?"
Washu   "It's a battle for position between the soft blocks of Banjō Island."
Ryoko   "That's such a hassle. Make it a one-on-one fight or something."
Tenchi   "I've learned that Ryoko is not cut out for this. So what's the current battle situation?"
Washu   "It started out as a 20-player battle, and after consolidation, it seems to have split into four teams led by the four major guilds: Da Ruma, Balta, Jurai, and Shank."
Tenchi   "That's a predictable development."
Ryoko   "I've heard those names a lot."
Washu   "Unless there's some interesting trouble or betrayal, it's going to be a stalemate, right?" Glance, glance.
Ryoko   "What are you looking at me like that for?"
Tenchi   "Don't stir things up, Washu. If you poke around aggressively, it's not trouble anymore, it's just a conspiracy."
Washu   "I'm joking, joking. Well, for my part, I thought the people of Earth would try a little harder, you know?
Tenchi   "Well, Seina is an excellent monitor."
Washu   "He is the best when it comes to troubleshooting experience.
Tenchi   "He is the only one who has the experience to monitor the situation. He is not afraid of ordinary interference."
Washu   "It's Seina-dono's bias of probability that invites trouble. Even if he leaves it alone, won't it attract more problems?"
Tenchi   "Please don't raise strange flags."
Ryoko   "I mean, he's already attracted more trouble, hasn't he?"
Ryoko   "Lately, it seems he's been getting followed around by a strange woman."
Washu   "Ah, that girl who was sent by the United Nations President's Office to monitor for the Earth?"
Tenchi   "Miron Pham, right?"
Washu   "It is true that Seina-dono seems to be having a lot of trouble with her, and she is a perfect candidate for trouble."
Tenchi   "I guess Seina must have a lot of trouble with her."
Washu   "He was so fed up that he demanded a change of personnel from Seto-dono."
Ryoko   "Hey, hey, what happened to the rule of thumb for trouble?'
Tenchi   "It depends on the kind of trouble, doesn't it?"
Tenchi   "Cases like Miron's have little resistance. Perhaps."
Washu   "Well, the case of change was rejected by Seto-dono."
Tenchi   "Poor guy."
Washu   "That's my personal opinion also."
1Tenchi   "But if the island's protection is neglected because of it, it would be a problem, wouldn't it?"
Washu   "If that happens, Seina-dono will have no choice but to take responsibility and commit Harakiri. Hehehe."
Tenchi   "Why is she so spartan in that area?"
Washu   "Actually, she is a very capable worker. She even requested the establishment of a high school on the island."
Ryoko   "Who needs a school to fight?"
Washu   "She's looking after the ranking war. She was very emphatic that we can't afford not to think about the education of our children in relation to building a nation."
Tenchi   "Wow, she's a surprisingly passionate person."
Washu   "Because of Seina-dono's case, perhaps only the eccentricities are getting attention. Well, such things are self-defeating."
Ryoko   "If he wasn't capable, he wouldn't have been selected as Earth's Representative observer."
Washu   "Well, that may be the result of various probability fluctuations. Still, Ryoko is right."
Tenchi   "A bit like Jovia, isn't it?"
Washu   "Do you think so too, Tenchi-dono? The moment they saw Miron-dono, some of them seemed to be sensitive to the same scent as Jovia-dono."
Ryoko   "They're kindred spirits, right?"
Tenchi   "However, even if a high school were actually built, whether or not the students themselves would want to attend it is a different matter. I don't think forcing it will lead to good results."
Washu   "There's no problem with that anymore. After all, Tsukiko-dono persuaded them well."
Ryoko   "Well done, hey."
Tenchi   "Come to think of it, there was a girl who challenged Seina-kun to a fight on the day of her arrival on Banjō Island and was beaten into submission by Tsukiko-san."
Washu   "Although her Magic cold is over, it has only been a relatively short time since she learned magic, and yet she has the skill to take on Dird-dono and Palty-dono, who are used to fighting, all at once."
Tenchi   "Magic cold? It sounds like it must have been quite painful."
Washu   "Especially since Tsukiko-dono was suffering from it for a long time."
Ryoko   "It was amazing that she used powerful magic right from the beginning, wasn't it? It was natural that the reaction would be strong."
Tenchi   "It was like a mysterious fungus that suddenly created a jet-black skeleton."
Ryoko   "She was absorbing not only the MAGIC she had, but also the external Magic, and also controlling it at the same time, right? On the first day she woke up after recovering from the Magic cold."
Washu   "I'm told that she dreamt of the system records while she was sleeping with a Magic cold, but even so, it sounds like she saw some very specific physical data records."
Tenchi   "I don't know if that's why, but I heard that Tsukiko-san was able to handle magic at a frighteningly fast rate!"
Washu   "Maybe it's because Tsukiko-dono was originally a martial arts practitioner. She is accustomed to mastering something. She is probably more physically fit than most people."
Ryoko   "Tsukiko must have been in bed for almost two weeks with that magic cold. I wonder how she managed without eating or drinking."
Washu   "When the magic organ grows, various organs are strengthened by magic. But she was still as emaciated as a mummy."
Tenchi   "I understand that it is a path that everyone goes through in order to use magic, but it is a little scary to think that I could also catch a magic cold myself."
Washu   "You've been physically strengthened, so you haveno problem with poor health."
Tenchi   "That's true, though."
Ryoko   "But a magic cold is different from an ordinary cold, isn't it? I wonder if Tenchi might get it too if he's careless?
Tenchi   "Don't scare me, Ryoko."
Ryoko   "Don't worry, Tenchi, I'll take good care of you if you get sick."
Washu   "Can't you take care of me?"
Ryoko   "Hehe, I can afford it. If you have a fever, just let it cool down and leave it to you. I'll make it as cold as the North Pole."
Tenchi   "You're overdoing it, Ryoko."
Washu   "Can't you cook or something?"
Ryoko   "I specialize in eating, so it doesn't matter if I can't."
Washu   "If I get a magic cold, I'm talking about sleeping for 10 days or more without eating or drinking. If you can't even prepare a meal for a hungry Tenchi, it'll be hard to take care of him, won't it?"
Ryoko   "What? Don't make fun of me. I can cook meat."
Tenchi   "My stomach can't accept solid food after a long period of fasting..."
Washu   "That's right. On the contrary, the internal organs can't withstand the sudden movements and may even die."
Ryoko   "But, Tenchi, wouldn't your stomach be strengthened?"
Washu   "Well, I'm sure Tenchi could eat solid food."
Ryoko   "Then there's no problem."
Tenchi   "Ryoko's health is going to get worse. I'll take care of myself."
Washu   "Well, I digress....except for her crazy obsession with Seina-dono, Miron-dono is a very talented person. And she's beautiful, too."
Ryoko   "There are too many beautiful women around him. I don't think having a good face is enough for status."
Washu   "She's not just good-looking, she's a pervert."
Ryoko   "That's already a bad thing, isn't it?"
Washu   "That's right. On top of that, she's a teacher."
Tenchi   "A teacher?"
Washu   "The one I mentioned earlier about setting up a high school. She's teaching."
Ryoko   "Is she okay with being a teacher?"
Washu   "She's fine. After all, the students think exactly the same way Ryoko does."
Tenchi   "Doesn't that mean she's no good?"
Washu   "No, that's not true. She'll do things properly."
Tenchi   "In a way, it's like an example of what not to do, isn't it?"
Ryoko   "I see. You are an excellent role model."
Washu   "You can say whatever you want."
Washu   "But you know what? I am sure that they are far superior to those who would try to invade the island by force."
Tenchi   "So there was. I thought there would be no intervention from the Earth side, since you said they would do their best."
Washu   "It's not like there isn't any. There were boats disguised as fishing boats that pretended to be passing by and then sent divers, or attempted parachute drops from the air under the cover of night, or even disguised as fishing boats and called for an emergency evacuation."
Tenchi   "Not at all, but they are trying to intervene more spectacularly than I expected."
Washu   "That may be true, if you say so. Recently, there was even a guy who tried to launch a nuke from a nuclear submarine."
Ryoko   "There are big idiots out there, aren't there?"
Washu   "That's right. Well, thanks to Seina-dono's ZINV, it seems that all of them have been prevented from happening."
Tenchi   "That is, if we use the power of Seina-kun and his ZINV, we can defeat even those with nuclear weapons."
Ryoko   "It's a good thing we have countermeasures, but bringing out nukes and nuclear submarines without that information is a pretty lousy strategy."
Washu   "I don't think it's possible that they don't know our forces at all. Even so, it is only those in the upper echelons who have some knowledge of what is going on, and the spies who are actually doing the actual work are probably not informed of the important details."
Ryoko   "But they still attack without thinking if they are told by their superiors? I don't know what they are wearing their heads for."
Tenchi   "Well, I think they are afraid because they don't understand the situation at all."
Washu   "That's right. If you suspect something, you should be punished. That's why Miron's excellence stands out."
Tenchi   "Indeed, when you think about it that way, Miron's flexibility may be unique to the people of the Earth."
Ryoko   "I think her eccentricity also stands out."
Washu   "You can say that?"
Ryoko   "What does that mean?"
Washu   "Oh. An urgent matter has come up. Excuse me."
Ryoko   "Washu, you can't run away!"
Tenchi   "Hey, hey, hey, calm down, Ryoko."
Ryoko   "Washu picked a fight, right? It's not my fault, it's not my fault!"
Tenchi   "Okay, look, how about some tea?"
Ryoko   "Okay."
Tenchi   "Sasami and Yoshiko's new sweets are here too."
Ryoko   "New items again? Don't they sell new items every day these days?"
Tenchi   "Every day is too much, maybe once every three days?"
Ryoko   "Either way, it's an unusual pace, and if they do that, customers will pay attention and come to buy them frequently."
Tenchi   "Maybe that's one of the reasons why the Yamada shopping center is thriving."
Washu   "Here you go. Well, that was interesting."
Tenchi   "Something funny?"
Ryoko   "What is it?"
Washu   "You want to know?"
Tenchi   "Is it that irritating?"
Ryoko   "It's probably something about a pirate ignoring the rules and starting a rampage during a ranking battle on Banjō Island, or an unknown force in space intervening in a battle, isn't it?"
Washu   "Oh, really? You have a good intuition, Ryoko."
Tenchi   "But if it was that kind of problem, Washu would not have been contacted and Seina would have eliminated it."
Ryoko   "Well, yes."
Washu   "Actually, I heard that a Japanese civilian has moved to Banjō Island and has been asked to participate in the ranking competition."
Tenchi   "What do you mean?"
Ryoko   "Don't tell me that the Earth government is planning to not only monitor them but also participate in the competition?"
Washu   "No, he's just an ordinary person who has nothing to do with this."
Tenchi   "How could a mere civilian, who couldn't possibly even know that Banjō Island exists, oh...?"
Washu   "I see you have noticed that, Tenchi-dono."
Tenchi   "Is this due to Seina's constitution?"
Washu   "I think there is a good chance that it is."
Ryoko   "What kind of circumstances could have led to such a situation?"
Washu   "It seems that Seina-dono's mother gave a pamphlet about Banjō Island to an acquaintance on Earth."
Tenchi   "A brochure?"
Tenchi   "But where did she get it?"
Washu   "A sample of the brochure addressed to Seina-dono was delivered to Tsukiko-dono's house, not to Banjō Island, and Kai-dono took it."
Ryoko   "I mean, isn't it the fault of the wrong recipient?"
Washu   "That's right."
Washu   "It was the mistake of Seto-dono's people who delivered the brochure to Seina-dono's house when he was away."
Tenchi   "However, is it indeed Seina's nature that the pamphlet was then taken and passed on to a completely unrelated person, and also immigrated?"
Washu   "You could say that. In fact, the coincidence is not only that, but the brochure with all the necessary information was collected from that family by the competent GP delivery department and then properly delivered the immigration permit, you know."
Ryoko   "That's no laughing matter."
Tenchi   "What are the odds that a mistake could go on that long?"
Washu   "There is no doubt that the probability is astronomical. Seina-dono is the one who attracts those kinds of probability the most."
Tenchi   "GP delivery doesn't have to be so competent."
Washu   "It reminds me of that one time with Seina-dono."
Tenchi   "I don't think so, but you're not going to report it, are you? If we hurry up and rescind it, it's still not too late, right?"
Washu   "I don't know. I think it's already too late. Anyway, I've already sent an outline to Seto-dono as a first report."
Tenchi   "I see. I guess that's a relief, then."
Ryoko   "No matter how you think about it, there's no way you wouldn't take advantage of a situation that looks so fun."
Tenchi   "Do you think so?"
Ryoko   "Washu must have been in a mood to enjoy herself when she heard about this situation and contacted Seto."
Washu   "No, that's not true."
Tenchi   "I think it is. When Washu came back from the call in the first place, her first words were, 'Well, that was interesting'."
Ryoko   "You're sure of it, aren't you?"
Washu   "Haha."
Ryoko   "She's laughing."
Tenchi   "So, if Seina's mother was the one who gave them the brochure, does that mean the whole family is going to move to Banjō Island?"
Washu   "Eventually, yes. The son of the family will be the first to go to the island by himself."
Tenchi   "Wow, I have a feeling he's going to end up following the same path as you, Seina."
Ryoko   "So, what's his name?"
Washu   "I think his name is Kokuma Shou-dono."
Tenchi   "Kokuma Shou, huh? I wonder if we might meet in the future."
Ryoko   "We should go visit him at least once. Let's take a vacation at a resort, Tenchi."
Tenchi   "Maybe we could?"
Washu   "If it weren't for the pirates fighting for position, the island would be like a paradise on earth."
Tenchi   "Paradise. Maybe if we go there, something might change drastically for me, too. Anyway, I thought it would be a relief to have Banjō Island, but it looks like there will still be a lot of trouble. Hang in there, Seina-kun."
Washu   Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-Ohki, Tenchi Muyo! GXP. Paradise Start-up Edition, all volume purchase benefits, CD.  Appearances by.
Tenchi   Masaki Tenchi, Kikuchi Masami.
Ryoko   Ryoko, Horikusa Ai.
Washu   Washu, Kobayashi Yuko.

#99
Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-ohki / Re: New GXP Anime Coming!
Last post by Eff Efferson - November 28, 2023, 09:04:56 PM
classic kaj. cant even keep his own characters names spelled right
#100
Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-ohki / Re: New GXP Anime Coming!
Last post by BobSchlotkin - November 27, 2023, 06:21:26 AM
Got a quick complaint about the Shido Hen novel.
There are 11 instances in the book where Jovia's name is spelled out in Katakana as Jopia!

I really wish this guy could afford either an editor or a spell checker!

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