Tenchi in Tokyo Novel Release

[Eff Efferson]

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I finally fixed this one properly.

TLDR Summary for those who want to know what's in it without reading it:
its 3 stories
Story 1: Sakuya wants to get closer to tenchi by getting something for them to have in
common to talk about. They find Washu selling a genetically altered chipmunk and
buy it. He opens up but then the chipmunk, named Okoyama becomes a miniature
human girl and then a fairy and begins cooking dinner and Sakuya gets jealous and on
a date to a shinto shrine she wishes for Okoyama to disappear. The fairy gets sick
immediately. Sakuya blames herself, but Washu calls to let them know the life span of
her creation is only a month. Okayama dies, Tenchi confesses his feelings about the
whole situation and notices Sakuya was wearing a short skirt to get his attention.
Sakuya quits calling Tenchi by only Tenchi-kun and goes back to calling him the less
informal Masaki-kun. Unhappy End.
Story 2: Sasami contemplates what love is and announces her love for tenchi to the
group, from this she realizes she doesn't really know what love is. Ryo ohki tells her
to call Tenchi and they arrange for her to meet up with Sakuya and him in Tokyo.
Sakuya decides to go to get her hair done at a famous salon and leaves them alone to
catch up but makes "a magic circle" around them and tells them not to leave it. Over
14 different groups of people come and sit on the bench with them all in love of
different styles and sasami learns the vast scope of love and finally an old woman,
grieving her long dead daughter who looked like sasami, comes and teaches her that
love is seeing a future with someone and wanting to work towards it. Sakuya shows
back up 4 hours later after dark, remarking that the hair salon was horrid. Happy End.
Story 3: Ryoko binge drinks to suppress her rage, and eventually the suppression fails
and she goes to Washu to ask her to help her kill a man. Washu asks for clarification as
to who she wants her to kill, it's a cold. Tenchi has a cold and she wants the cold virus
to suffer for hurting her man. She invents a new medicine and they give it to Tenchi.
His soul leaves his body, ryoko goes to shuibuya looking for a convenience store and
gets lost for an hour and finds a street punk tenchi beating up people and swoons.
Then she sees a pickup artist tenchi hitting on girls, then a nerdy pimple-faced
highschooler tenchi beats that tenchi up, a tenchi preaching vaguely every religion at
once comes out and makes noise on the street. She flies back to Tenchi's apartment
to find him there. Washu explains the tenchi's she met were Tenchi's soul manifesting
in ways to explore his latent desires. Washu's cold medicine was an astral projection
medicine that took the sickness with it by having the soul leave the body. Ryokoliterally goes looney tunes from hearing this. Washu concludes that the four tenchi's
must be from the medicine curing Tenchi's back pain, athlete's foot, acne, and weak
bladder.
Washu becomes thrilled at making a miracle drug. Ryoko asks her when Tenchi's souls
will go back. "Never, They won't; he's permanently half dead.".That doesn't work for
Ryoko so washu goes off to research a cure. She makes a machine to put the spirit
parts back into tenchi ryoko goes and finds them around town knocks them out and
puts them back in, the final one she puts in is tenchis violent side who she knocks out
and breaks out of jail, once she gets him in she finds there's still a part missing. The
part that loves her. She finds him in the crack of the floor boards and restores tenchi
back to who he normally is with newfound respect for all the parts of him he
represses. But restoring that part gave Tenchi a cold again so the whole ordeal was for
nothing. Unhappy End.