Pretty Sammy Novel Translations

[Eff Efferson]

Hey I'm going to go ahead and process the pretty Sammy novels into decent machine translations. I have a much more advanced method now. its going to be totally readable unlike the kind your used do. it just might have a few errors here and there cause I'm not going over the output cause frankly I'm not to interested. if anyone wants to edit them up do so and send me the edits and I'll post em.
as usual there in the drive file I'll put em on archive when I'm done
https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1-un6_RBEzIovc5uxjmcpnW2hXxu3z8Yk?usp=sharing

So far 4 volumes are done. the last 3 and volume 2.  spoilers sasami and misao were lesbos for each other the entire time.

I will eventually get to reading them and I'll edit them into proper translations but as they are, they are petty readable it isnt like the old days.

[Tensami]

Fuuuuuuuuuuck yeeeeeeeees!!!

[Eff Efferson]

summary of pretty sammy parallel world edition:
it starts off in a space world where the kiyone people and the yosho people have both monopolized half of space using a giant space frog called the frog is cumming... or the frog has arrived/departed (gamamaimasu) and what they call fuck navigation. because you go in one hole of the frog and end up coming out another hole. weird AF setup but this novels weird. kiyoke and her mother Hatsune(not miku) are preparing for her marriage to the prince of yosho. he contacts her, he's a decrepid  monster who talks and acts like crotch grabbing hehe auw shamon Michael Jackson but looks like smeagle. she storms off and refuses to marry him to unite the nations. her mom sends two german SS uniformed officers after her (wtf) (still working on it updates as I go) meanwhile her mother gets in a fight with the ambassadors from the yosho people and restarts war between them.
the two officers are kiyones personal guards who come to arrest her at the space port but they love her so she convinces them to help steal her mother's space ship and they launch a jump out of the port. her mother freaks out when mihoshi... a princess of the police planet native n planet mihoshi dances in past security singing her own made up corny theme song.she is sent to go catch kiyone...


at school washu does a dramatic pose with a gun imitating la femme nikita because she is lol so random.
she then tells the class she has found aliens and invites a few students to go with her to meet them, then she gives sasami suspicious floor dissolving solution she says is alien dissolving solution and tells her to give it to sammy, who sasami pretends not to have any relation to.

mean while in a skull shaped house in asagaya japan Space kione whips her two gaurds while lamenting how she has failed to seduce tenchi. she blames pretty sammy. tenchi meanwhile is working at dennys... this universes ryoko and ayeka have also skipped class to work with him.

a suspicious woman in a red trenchcoat and every disguise item possible comes in and is like BINGO i can tell your unhappily underemployed and need a better paying job, and hes like yeah i do and she's like I know one that pays 23$ an hour in 1990's money! meet me in the park tenchi and its yours! and he's like how do you know my name. he meets her at teh park hoping he isnt late for sasami's lunch she makes him daily space kiyone captures tenchi with a fishing rod. ayeka and ryoko come with a stun gun and akedo training to rescue tenchi but kiyone's lackies stop them.