Onahole Reviews

[Auir]

Hello, YLHM here.
This is a review of different onaholes and a guide to anyone who has not used onaholes before. Here are some tips regarding onaholes.

1. Use lubricant. It will feel rather... Extreme, without lubricant. Unpleasant and in other cases, it will hurt. I recommend Astroglide, it's $13 for a 5 ounce bottle. it may not sound a lot but trust me, you don't use a lot. Just squeeze a couple drops to cover the entrance and you're set.



2. Do not worry about size. They are usually one size fits all. Unless you're those monstrous 1 foot long people, it'll fit.

3. Onaholes are seperated into 2 groups, built to last and one time uses. Though, with care if the one time uses can be used over and over again. As long as you clean it properly. If you don't, then you'll have brown stuff growing out of there the next time you take it out of the drawer.

4. Cleaning. Standard. use warm water and disinfectant hand soap. First you flip it inside out, rinse it and then apply the soap. Wash it thoroughly, then apply with soap again. Afterwards, dry it with towels or toilet paper and airdry it a bit more if you wish. Afterwards, flip it inside out/ or outside back out and rinse the outside. Dry it, and store it in a cool dry place.

[Auir]

http://www.jlist.com/product/OMO348



This is an Hatsune Miku Onahole, based off of the famous computer pop star Hatsune Miku.

Softness: 4 out of 5
It's really soft, made to be gentle on your thing down there. Though, nothing can beat the real thing.

Price: It's $12.50. That's pretty cheap. But the shipping and handling is $5 and it takes 3-5 weeks to arrive. It will cost around 9$ for express, which is 1-3 weeks.

Durability: This thing is made to last. As long as you wash and dry it properly, you will have no problems. It's up to you how to store it, but I recommend wrapping it in a towel to keep moisture out of it.

Opinion: It's a good, economy buy. Though, I don't know if this is just me but it takes at least half an hour to ejaculate. You can use it to train your endurance levels, do not expect a quickie.

Side notes: It has this smell to it. Don't worry, it's perfectly normal. The smell will stain your hands after use though. Just wash it a couple time and go about your day, it will gradually disappear.

[Auir]

http://www.jlist.com/product/TOC102C



This is a Soft Tube Cup onahole made by Tenga.

Softness: 7 out of 10
Pretty normal, it's soft. It's not hard.

Price: It's $10.00. A good deal. The shipping and handling is $5 and it takes 3-5 weeks to arrive. It will cost around 9$ for express, which is 1-3 weeks.

Durability: This is made to be a one-time use thing but with proper care, you can use it many times. To wash it, you have to first take off the seal. Strip off the plastic covering and you'll notice a seal. Use a screwdriver to force open the seal. Remove the onahole itself and wash it accordingly. After washing it, you have two options. Put it back in or keep it that way. I recommend keeping it that way, it's a pain to put it back into the plastic case.

Opinion: Horrible. Well, only if you intend to use it over and over again. The process of cracking the case open is a pain. Other wise, it's good for a one-time use thing. Albeit expensive. Not recommended for first-timers.

Side notes: There is a hole on the top which if you cover it, it will produce this suction feeling when you use it. This is great for one time uses. But if you intend to use the onahole repetitively, it will not work. Unless you somehow managed to fit everything back in and close the lid.
Don't ask why it's 'Cool Edition'. I have no idea.

[Dr.Soviet]

http://www.jlist.com/product/OMO348



This is an Hatsune Miku Onahole, based off of the famous computer pop star Hatsune Miku.

Softness: 4 out of 5
It's really soft, made to be gentle on your thing down there. Though, nothing can beat the real thing.

Price: It's $12.50. That's pretty cheap. But the shipping and handling is $5 and it takes 3-5 weeks to arrive. It will cost around 9$ for express, which is 1-3 weeks.

Durability: This thing is made to last. As long as you wash and dry it properly, you will have no problems. It's up to you how to store it, but I recommend wrapping it in a towel to keep moisture out of it.

Opinion: It's a good, economy buy. Though, I don't know if this is just me but it takes at least half an hour to ejaculate. You can use it to train your endurance levels, do not expect a quickie.

Side notes: It has this smell to it. Don't worry, it's perfectly normal. The smell will stain your hands after use though. Just wash it a couple time and go about your day, it will gradually disappear.

Ok I lied I'm getting this one

[Auir]

http://www.toydemon.com/Sexy_School_-_Honoka.html
This is a Honoka Onahole, from the Sexy School brand.

Softness: 8 out of 10
Soft, it rivals the Hatsune Miku one.

Price: $11.99. That's pretty cheap. Shipping and handling is standard. I'm not sure, but it totals to around 15$.

Durability: Economy package. Made to last under proper care. Remember to flip it inside out after use for washing and dry it off thoroughly.

Opinion: Good, it provides much stimulation. This is the best out of the three so far. But if you're feeling under the day (Or whatever idioms you Americans use), flip it inside out then use it. It's extremely soft and slippery, adjust grip for desired pressure.

Side notes: Don't worry. The deliverer's name will be something akin to 'Health Products'. Just make sure to grab your mail first if you live with other people.

[3DStorm]

Saw this on the inter-webs the other day. Seems cheaper.

http://www.jlist.com/product/OMO348



This is an Hatsune Miku Onahole, based off of the famous computer pop star Hatsune Miku.

Softness: 4 out of 5
It's really soft, made to be gentle on your thing down there. Though, nothing can beat the real thing.

Price: It's $12.50. That's pretty cheap. But the shipping and handling is $5 and it takes 3-5 weeks to arrive. It will cost around 9$ for express, which is 1-3 weeks.

Durability: This thing is made to last. As long as you wash and dry it properly, you will have no problems. It's up to you how to store it, but I recommend wrapping it in a towel to keep moisture out of it.

Opinion: It's a good, economy buy. Though, I don't know if this is just me but it takes at least half an hour to ejaculate. You can use it to train your endurance levels, do not expect a quickie.

Side notes: It has this smell to it. Don't worry, it's perfectly normal. The smell will stain your hands after use though. Just wash it a couple time and go about your day, it will gradually disappear.

for 12.50 take a girl out for coffee. 

[Auir]

Saw this on the inter-webs the other day. Seems cheaper.

http://www.jlist.com/product/OMO348



This is an Hatsune Miku Onahole, based off of the famous computer pop star Hatsune Miku.

Softness: 4 out of 5
It's really soft, made to be gentle on your thing down there. Though, nothing can beat the real thing.

Price: It's $12.50. That's pretty cheap. But the shipping and handling is $5 and it takes 3-5 weeks to arrive. It will cost around 9$ for express, which is 1-3 weeks.

Durability: This thing is made to last. As long as you wash and dry it properly, you will have no problems. It's up to you how to store it, but I recommend wrapping it in a towel to keep moisture out of it.

Opinion: It's a good, economy buy. Though, I don't know if this is just me but it takes at least half an hour to ejaculate. You can use it to train your endurance levels, do not expect a quickie.

Side notes: It has this smell to it. Don't worry, it's perfectly normal. The smell will stain your hands after use though. Just wash it a couple time and go about your day, it will gradually disappear.

for 12.50 take a girl out for coffee.

For 12.50, have her use it on you during sex.